Movie Review

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1477834 Trakt: https://trakt.tv/movies/aquaman-2018 There is nothing to say, because it was nothing. The story is bad and actually has a massive plot hole: when Aquaman finds his mom, she knows that Aquaman is fighting to save the world… except the mom had no way to know that since she’s been stuck in isolation for 20 years. The visual effects are bad (props to that AWFUL lighthouse green screen! I haven’t seen green screen this bad… outside of YouTube movies parodies). ...

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7126948 Trakt: https://trakt.tv/movies/wonder-woman-1984-2020 A badly written and badly made great story. It’s a badly written and badly made [movie of a] great story. There’s a great film in there but it’s just broken. I’m genuinely struggling to write a critique that makes sense because the films makes no sense. It’s a film that’s completely missing what it’s trying to do, there is a great story buried in there, but the end result is just awful. ...

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0440963 Trakt: https://trakt.tv/movies/the-bourne-ultimatum-2007 Pro-CIA propaganda piece This movie takes the Bourne movie series, a movie series about a CIA assassin abused by the CIA, CIA which ended up wanting to kill him… and turns it into a pro-CIA propaganda piece. The story gets effectively concluded by the writers saying that in the end, the problem was just some bad apple, but don’t worry, they’ll get arrested and pay for the bad they did because congress really thinks having a secret assassin program is bad. ...

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386697 Trakt: https://trakt.tv/movies/suicide-squad-2016 Margot Robbie is the only good part of this movie The only good thing I got from this movie is that it made me enjoy the physique of Margot Robbie, that I usually find bland/don’t really like. Margot Robbie is also the only one actually trying in this movie, so much so that I kept thinking “this movie doesn’t deserve this”. Other than that, it was junk with a really bad plot that didn’t make any sense (the movie’s “bad guy” started as a “proof” a Suicide Squad was possible and “efficient”, but the good guys lost control of her which turned her in to the “bad guy” - and the way I’m explaining it makes more sense than the way the movie does it) ...

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7766378 Trakt: https://trakt.tv/movies/the-electric-state-2025 Money well spent. A film made in the style of a TikTok compilation, made to be watched on phones, so everything is shot up close. Also referencing dozens of different movies and games. I would have (maybe) liked it if I was 10, but that editing and pacing is so bad I’m not even sure. 2/10 and I’m being nice: this even worse than I expected. This did cost 320 MILLIONS dollars. Money well spent. ...